chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

almondjelli:

whyisyourtattooupsidedown:

pastryfiend:

My newest baby.

I honestly thought this was marker on your skin showing what you wanted as a tattoo, this could’ve been a lot better in my opinion. I’d go to a better artist once this is healed and get it fixed.

Wait this isn’t actually marker? Oh man I have to admit I still don’t believe this is a tattoo? It’s a good idea, I’m a fan of nautical themes pieces, but the shading is scratchy and juvenile looking, hence the reason I don’t believe it’s a tattoo (still. I’m still here telling myself it’s marker) And I’m afraid you’re missing a bit of the centre piece that holds up the sails at the bottom. It’s just disappeared and by the way the net is placed it should be there. I honestly keep seeing thing that are technically wrong with it but most of them can’t be fixed so I’m not even going to point them out.
But if you like it then you like the shit out of it.

Okay, let me squash this little problem right meow. First of all, my artist is amazing and she does great work. Second of all, she did this in two and a half hours, using a generator (the power went out) and after being robbed of her best machines by the owner of the studio she worked in. I obviously need to get a few spots touched up, BECAUSE IT WAS ONE SESSION AND I WAS IN PAIN, and I will do so once it heals. Now, if you would like to continue talking shit (even though once it’s on the internet I realize I have no right to get huffy), please do so to me, and not on my post. Thank you and have a lovely day.

becausebirds:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

Scarlett Johansson for «Dolce & Gabbana» Perfect Mono – Cream Eye Colour

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

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sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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vinyl-scratching:

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

calliedope:

teratophilia:

this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???

we have to stop jenkins

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Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

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SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN

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